Meet The Instagram Yapper Lyrics
Kya re babu?
Tu Kendrick Lamar chhaapega aur kisiko samjhega nahi socha? (Haan?)
Shaane log hai idhar, shaane log, kya bolra hu?
"meet the grahams" mein jaisa "Dear Adonis" ya phir dear, dear karke jaisa baat kiya hai usne, same, mere pyaare Emiway karke try kiya hai
Aur merko bol raha hai mai NF copy karta hu, waah
NF jaisa bohot din se kuchh karna tha, maine kiya, baaki tera kya hai re?
Kendrick ban'ne ki koshish tu kar raha hai aur mere pe daal raha hai? But koi nahi, ab mai banunga naa tere liye
Ye gaane ka naam "meet the grahams" nahi
Meet The Instagram Yapper, sun
Aaya tera abbu Emiway
Itna kyu paka raha? Scene mein laya tu microwave
Merе jaise rapper ko kya khayega, sеrial killer
Iss bhartan ko gardan se pakadke choco dunga anyday (Maze le)
Bhaiya bhi bole, "Emiway, mai teri zindagi bana dunga", par anyway
Scene mein ye pehli baari ho raha nahi hai, kisi pop artist ko hip-hop mein leke aaya Emiway (Samajh mein aaya kya?)
Ye Raja nahi hai jhund mei aa rahe whores hai ye taaki inhe check karu chahiye bas attention (Ayy hawde)
Three-four BHK khareedke babu yaha pe soch raha hai khareed liya mansion (Haha, koi baat nai)
Waise mansion bana dala Lonavala mein
Chikki dunga teko, ho raha itna kyu utawala hai? (Kayko?)
Babu kalpana mein udne laga bawla hai
Du mai space bar, tu naa Kalpana Chawla hai
Konse khayalo mein dooba hua babu?
Chal baaju ayy Raju, tu Raja nahi, hai jhaatu (Jhaatu)
Poore gaane mein tu ek hi jagah spit kiya
Yaad kar ya yaad dilau? Jab tu kiya *spitting*
Haq se mai hi number one independent mother fucker
Tune maan liya mai hi tera baap hu (Tera baap hu)
Tune bola ki I'm not the only one mother fucker aur baaki tere baap kidhar, jaa dhund (Dhund, dhund, dhund, dhund)
Jaa, jaake apne baap ko dhund
Itna slow trip banayela hai, konsa garda phooka tha re?
Bohot halka hai re babu tu, mere pyaare choco (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Believe se khaali distribution karta hu
Aaj tak naa liya maine ASD ka deal babu (Fact check)
Jisne diya tujhe jhoota ye khabar, khudka khoda tu kabar
Sabke saamne ban gaya tu mamu (Ayy mamu)
Atleast joote tere loose honge mujhe
Mera aanth number jhaatu, you won’t fit in my shoe (Shh)
Ye beef idhar haar gaya tu
Jhoota allegation ASD ka kar dunga mai prove (Khatam)
Teri album pe paise laga diye bichare
Album hua flop, kaise karega recoup? (Laude lag gaye)
Jaa pop wale gane bana
Hip-hop mein aake thanda pad gaya tu, nahi dikhega cool (Ayy thande)
Believe ke taraf march karle, achha deal milega
Tu kamaya nahi bana raha April Fool (March, april, samjha?)
Rapper wali koi baat nahi, kamaya tune jhaat nahi
Nau figure ki tu baat kare, jhaatu tujhme art nahi
Tu zero scale se leke baitha nau figure ka pool
Nau figure ko mai nau baar double karne wala tool
Tu woh nahi hai jo album ke cover mein banta raja
Bambai ka taj hai sar pe, scene se karu tujhe ta-ta
Ye mat sikha meri BKP ko kya nahi hai aata
Likhna toh door, tu english achhi bol bhi nahi pata
Hashira level chaar par tu
Jhund mein bhidne aa rahe mujhse, ye character lag rahe buzdil (Gaand-fattu)
Nahi asaan iss Muzan ko harana solo
Group mein bhi aaja lodu toh bhi kafi mushkil (Naa-mumkin hai)
Iss jaali ko mai bahar karu, mai OG Peter Parker hu
Hit dete aa raha tere jaise machharon ko markar hu
Koodu lamba, mai parkour hu, likhra bar, bheja paar karu
Bandra mein khudka way, Weezy, bachkane mai Carter hu (Young mula, baby)
Haan mai BKC ko jaam karne ki baat karta
Mai jaha hota hu woh jagah tu naa shut down karta (Headliner)
Yaad hai Spotify jitne mein hua book tu?
Utna paisa lene wale chuttad ko mai naa count karta (Ayy chillar)
Interview mein dekha jhaatu teri surat hai
Career tera khalu, dekhta nahi hu sahi muhrat mai (Haan, kabhi bhi)
Kya bola, mujhe ladko ki zarurat hai?
Zarurat hai pehra dena, kya karu itna shohrat hai? (Paisa-paisa)
Lugai jaisa chehra, tu yaha pe fine nahi hai
Hip-hop mein pateli tu Emiway, Divine nahi hai (Jhaatu)
Counter kidhar pichhle gaane ka jhaatu?
Khoka mai macha raha, tu leke aarela ek bhi line nahi hai (Abey lodu, counter kar)
Diya counter maine woh bhi chaubis ghante mein
Fook dala tere jaise kitne aaye ante be
Gaane mein khaali tu de raha khaali jhoot, jhoot, jhoot
Bantai ko lagegi bhook, chal tu chant hai be
Album chalane tune kiya mujhe diss
Mere naam pe hi har jagah pe lene laga hype ye
Mere naam se jab bol raha hu, I mean it
Be, ghar bhi liya hai choco tune EMI pe (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
Choco kadak hu mai, tu hai naram dhokla
Sab gaane milli' paar, teri chuttad jaisi surat hai (Shakal dekh)
Badsurat post jo tere Insta' se gayab hai
Naa khareeda hua streams, inhe naa dikhta khoobsurat hai (Fact)
Itna quantity mein diya maine quality
Apology tu mangega, faadunga teri chuttad mai
Katela pankh leke pinjre mein tu kabze mein
Choco tu bas label ka ek paala hua kabootar hai (Ha-ha-ha)
Independent card nahi khelta, mai khud gaddi hu
Kachha pehenke ghum raha hai market mein, babu chaddi tu (Ayy nandu)
Latak raha naada hai, kachha height se zyada
Dekh ek aur nandu, mera bandhu, haath mein leke gaa raha hai (Ha-ha-ha)
Independently mai kar diya hu level paar
Agar tujhe compare karna hai toh aa label se bahar
Album flop tera, career ko laga du haath
Mix, master, video Bantai Studio ka sabse hard (Haan, sabse hard)
Emiway hai yaha all rounder
Khudke company mein bachkane tu co-founder (Chal-chal)
Aukaat hai kya teri girayega company?
Meri toh nahi zaroor, tu girayega khudki company
Always you need somebody
Bhaade ka kapda pehenega, bolega, "Ye hai luxury"
Le gaajar khaa mera, Bugs Bunny
Haan, thode din pehle nahi, aaj bhi Russ bhai khaas hai
Tere jaise ghade ko khada nahi karte pass be (Chal-chal-chal)
Haan kaun bola mai lapata? Har mahina tera baap khada
Tujh jaise wrapper daant tha, kyu mere saamne kaampta?
Banaya nayi ID, ek diss se hua hai haal kya
Jab pura dunga choco toh bhagega yaha se haafta
Mai karta nahi savings, invest karta jitna chhaapta
Savings ke bare wahi soche jo kam paisa hai chhaapta
Mai diss rapper hu tabse jabse naa yaha tera baap tha
Naa achha rapper sath ka, tu wrapper mere jhat ka
Tere gane zinda kal the, mujhse bhidke laash hai aaj ka (Chal ae)
Tu kat raha hai be bachkane, ginti rakhle jaa maths ka
Tu rap nahi kar sakta hai (Kabhi nahi)
Loose motions ho rahe teko, interview mein khota bakta hai (Bak, bak, bak)
Sab neeche se karte hai lekin dekho babu, ye hamara saala yaha toh muh se hi hagta hai
Lines dhaapega laga kisiko dikhega nahi
Mujhse haare unke lines se jeetega nahi
Khudki mudke chaatle, beta kisi aur ka nahi
Tu sabki mudke chaate, babu busy hour toh nahi?
Galib ka dekha beef isliye tu hai chusti
Baaki ke artist ghus jayenge, ban jayega Choos Lee
Bhai mera Juice nahi woh VBreak hai
Uspe phirse tu gaya toh beta zubaan pe na koi break hai
Tu karega ye whole day kyuki tu beta sold hai
Paise karna hai recoup, abhi toh sach bolde
Anyway, aa gaya Emiway
Ruko bhookha hai, mai choco laya khaane ke liye
Neeche ke mere baal khul gaye aur tu bhi choco aa gaya hai chotiyaan banane ke liye
Hundred percent, hundred, hundred percent
Bro, muh mein Vimal laga ke baat kar raha tha kya interview mein?
Pehle toh english achhe se bolna seekh, phir bol le
Bohot bezzati ho rahi baa teri, bohot
Mereko sharam aa raha tere liye baa, mat kar aisa tu
Is gaane mein fatte tune cap kiya hai, agle gaane mein aur zyada cap kar
Aur Bella ne ek baat boli thi, yaad hai ke nahi?
"Ye rap show hai, yaha rap kar", ha-ha-ha
Rap karna bachkane, woh Bella, MTV Hustle ka winner hai
Aur tu, tu ab ye bolega, "Mai zindagi mein jeet gaya"
Haan, tu jeet gaya the lekin, Bantai ke saamne aake tu haar gaya, aaj idhar haar gaya tu
Aur aage, ek hi baat bolunga, "Tu King nahi, tu clown hai"
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